Bad times don’t last, but bad guys do

Hiya I'm Lillyo my blog is a mixture Sweaty men and women, along with an otter detective and his hedgehog, with a side dish of cannibalism

On a daily basis, I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens. For a month.

I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America!

ratmessiah:

me rn

ratmessiah:

me rn

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

"Come on, stand up. Ok, walking’s out. I think, think what else is there? Yes! I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. Think, you motherfucker, think. Yes! I got it! I’ve got it! I can roll. I can roll!"

I choose rich every fucking time.

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

97gerome:

Pikachu: “Kill them all.”

#TeamBestie

the-darkness-is-all-i-know:

Sheamus understands

the-darkness-is-all-i-know:

Sheamus understands

because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
for the rest of us death will be a relief
we all deserve to die...

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