On a daily basis, I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens. For a month.
I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America!
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
"Come on, stand up. Ok, walking’s out. I think, think what else is there? Yes! I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. Think, you motherfucker, think. Yes! I got it! I’ve got it! I can roll. I can roll!"
I choose rich every fucking time.
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.